TO: Jesus Christ
The Woodrcrafter's Carpenter Shop
Nazareth
FROM: Jordan Management Consultants
Jerusalem
RE: Personnel Evaluations
Thank you for submitting the resumes
of the twelve men you have picked for managerial positions in your new
organization. All of them have now taken our battery of tests, and we
have not only run the results through our computers, but also arranged personal
interviews for each of them with our psychologist and vocation aptitude
consultant.
It is the opinion of the staff that most of your nominees are lacking in
background, education and vocational aptitude for the type of enterprise you
are undertaking. They do not have the team concept. We would recommend
that you continue your search for persons of experience in managerial ability
and proven capacity. We have summarized the findings of our study below:
Simon Peter is emotional, unstable and given to fits of temper.
Andrew has absolutely no quality of leadership.
The two brothers, James and John, the sons of Zebedee, place personal
interests above Company loyalty.
Thomas demonstrates a questioning
attitude that would tend to undermine morale.
We believe it is our duty to tell
you that Matthew has been blacklisted by the Greater Jerusalem Better Business
Bureau.
James, the son of Alphaeus, and
Thaddeus, definitely have radical leanings. Additionally, they both
registered high scores on the manic depressive scale.
However, one of the candidates shows great potential. He's a man of
ability and resourcefulness; he is a great networker; has a keen business mind;
and has strong contacts in influential circles. He's highly motivated,
very ambitious and adept with financial matters. We recommend Judas
Iscariot as your Controller and Chief Operating Officer.
All the other profiles are
self-explanatory. We wish you the utmost success in your new venture.
What if Jesus had chosen the twelve
based on the modern methods of leadership selection? Most of them would
have never had a chance to participate. Jesus chooses people not for who
they are, but for what they can become in Him. Aren't you glad that when
Jesus looked at you, He didn't take you for what you were (a sinner); but He
took you for what you could be? Jesus sees the potential in all of us,
and has called us to be disciples. Jesus is still saying, "Follow
Me!"
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