CHRISTIAN BEST ONE LINERS - 2

"Prayer is preoccupation with our needs. Praise is preoccupation with our blessings. 

Worship is preoccupation with God himself."

Never give the devil a ride because he always wants to drive!

Accept Jesus as your savior now and insure your eternity in the non-smoking section!!

Religion is living up to a standard, whereas Christianity is living out a relationship.

An atheist can't find God for the same reason a thief can't find a policeman.

The 10 commandments are not multiple choice.

God's Plan of Salvation: Accept and live for Christ TODAY! 
The Devil's Plan of Salvation: Accept and live for Christ TOMORROW!

If you don't burn with love, others will die from the cold.

Faith often shines brightest when life seems the darkest.

A lot of kneeling keeps you in good standing!